CAT | Comedy
I spend a lot of time thinking about funny quotes because I want to be a comedian when I get older. I told my mom that I wanted to be a comic and she told me that she thought that was a bad idea. She says that Canadians do not make any money and they are always very poor. She also said the comedians are bad people and they make money off of being mean to people in the audience. I told my mom that the books that I read did not say that that is true. They say that comedians are very friendly people who just have a hard time being understood. That really resonates with me because I think that I have a very hard time being understood because people do not understand my sense of humor. Still, I think that I will be very well understood once I get on stage and people have the permission to laugh at me that they need in order to think that I’m funny.
I love all sorts of smells. I love the smell of butter. I love a lot of other smells too. Here is a brief list of smells that I love: pepper, fat people, the ocean, the pool, the guy at work that I have a crush on, new shoes, sweet pickles, cucumbers, melons and water bottles. I would love to keep telling you all about the smells that I love, but I have to go watch some comedy videos right now. My sister has been bugging me to watch them for days and says that if I don’t come and watch these videos with her right now, she will no longer talk to me and she will not give me any more birthday gifts. I hope that at least they are funny videos. Most of the time the videos that she thinks are funny are actually very stupid and complicated and they make me very bored. That is okay though, because she is my sister.
